True American Thanksgiving Secrets Revealed!

True American Thanksgiving Secrets Revealed!

With Thanksgiving just around the corner it may be easy to rest on complacency and relax in ignorance, but those seeking truth should always remain vigilant, even on holidays. American Thanksgiving may seem like a time to be grateful for family and friends, but it was designed by the architects of control and manipulation to indoctrinate the population with their set of wicked ideals. Don’t believe me? All you have to do is OPEN your EYES at take a closer look at what’s in front of you. For example, look at Norman Rockwell’s iconic painting “Freedom from Want.”

Rockwell-originalWhat appears to be a heartwarming portrait of an American family enjoying American Thanksgiving is anything but. There appears to be an assortment of green vegetables in a serving dish on the center of the table. Vegetables nourish us and provide good health and nutrients. The color green represents life, one of the promised virtues of the Declaration of Independence. Right? WRONG! When you take a closer look you can see there aren’t green veggies, just green backs, and that green isn’t the color of life… it’s the color of MONEY!

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A stack of money! Right in the middle of the table! Never noticed that, did you? Well you might not have noticed this either. What may seem like glasses of clear, pristine water is something much more sinister. America may stretch from sea to shining sea but this money hungry country only wants to wash down it plate of dollar bills with a  nice, black cup of… OIL!

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Oil for dinner? Whether it’s starting wars over it or dumping it on top of baby ducks, America loves to fill it’s bottomless belly with the stuff for breakfast, lunch, AND dinner. If you think Rockwell’s American Dream is starting to look like a nightmare, grab your teddy bear before you take a CLOSER LOOK at this…

That turkey isn’t stuffed with stuffing, it’s jammed to the butt brim with the special interests of GREEDY CORPORATIONS: Halliburton! Walmart! Sbarro! – all of them stick their business in that turkey’s business so they can have their stromboli and eat it too. Don’t believe me? Well,see for yourself…

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Sure you might not have noticed that in the painting before, but what’s wrong with sticking it to some dead turkey, you may ask? Nothing at all, unless that turkey wasn’t a turkey after all. Why don’t you take a closer look…

Rockwell-working manTHE TURKEY IS THE WORKING MAN! America delights in pulling apart the good, honest laborers of the world limb from limb. This country allows businesses to “screw” workers overseas with unsafe work conditions and here at home with unfair wage gaps. Not feeling so grateful are you? Well at least there is some sweet, wholesome fruit on the table. America can’t destroy fruit. Or can it? Why don’t you take a CLOSER LOOK at that bowl at the bottom of the painting…

Rockwell-bobbysTHE FRUITS ARE ALL BOBBY KENNEDYS! If Bobby Kennedy wasn’t killed there would be 88% less problems (Harvard Study). THEY know this. The TRUTH is out there! Read Wikipedia!

Now why would the kind patriarch at the head of the table allow this? What…WHA!?!?! Um, you might want to take a closer look because…

Rockwell-Reagan 1THAT OLD MAN IS RONALD REAGAN! The true king of the United Secret Government of America, Ronald Reagan is serving up the beaten and battered lower class to the complacent, unknowing masses. But now that the truth is revealed, shouldn’t they rise up against their oppressor? Well maybe we should TAKE A CLOSER LOOK to see if they really are so “unknowing”…

Rockwell-all ReagansTHEY’RE ALL RONALD REAGAN! Everyone in America, whether they know it or not, is actually Ronald Reagan. Put that in your stromboli and Sbarro it!

Please, on Thursday DO NOT celebrate American Thanksgiving. It centers around genocide, greed, and evil. If you want to celebrate with friends and family, please celebrate European Thanksgiving. They do it right: free medicine for dessert, the turkey was hand fed only the finest Nordic seafood, and the racism is subtle – like the tastes in all the good wine they’ll sip on around the European Thanksgiving table. Also, try to reduce waste and buy your turkey at a thrift store if you can.

Remember, when you give thanks during American Thanksgiving you are saying yes to oil and dead Bobbys and Sbarro. And that’s not all. Remember that guy in the bottom right corner? Well, why don’t you take…A CLOSER LOOK…

Rockwell-the devilBe safe and GOD BLESS!