Letters To Friends

Letters To Friends

Dear God,

It’s me Lawny, like “y” but with a “Lawn”. Will you please have Trent Dilfer arrested for using counterfeit money? That way I can finally tell my awesome joke about how he was arrested for paying with Dilfer’s Dimes. I know that once I tell my joke, my life will finally get back on track. I just feel it in my balls.

Love you,

Lawny Bo Bawny, Fee Fy Fo Fawny