Little Jesus

Little Jesus

The day ended with a gang of childrenless mothers, running arm-in-arm up a hill after the small man everyone swore was Jesus. Poor fellow was…

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Dog Jerks/Cat Sluts: Chapter ??

Dog Jerks/Cat Sluts: Chapter ??

Chapter ?? I had the laptop open on my lap. The guy was supposed to be here in five minutes. You know? The drug dealer?…

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You've just received a fax from 3125558745

You’ve just received a fax from 3125558745

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PLEASE FOR HELP:  MEE SO HAWNEE!!!!!!!!!!!

PLEASE FOR HELP: MEE SO HAWNEE!!!!!!!!!!!

dear beloved in CHRIST! I am mrs.Valeria Alic aging widow suffering from long time illness->….sad pussy!! Me condition is critical although as a Christian I believe…

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Letters to Friends

Letters to Friends

Dear Doug, Yo dude, what the hell is up bro? I haven’t heard from you in like 10 years. You still got that dog everybody…

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North Enfield Mall Security Incident Report

North Enfield Mall Security Incident Report

NORTH ENFIELD MALL SECURITY INCIDENT REPORT Security Associate:  Jimmy “Old “Rough Boy” Dog” Corbett Date:  July 25, 2012 Time: 4:19 PM Police Intervention Required:  Never…

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