Letters To Friends

Letters To Friends

Yo what up Queen of Peace Middle School!!! It’s your boy Jeremy Peanut Butter, the only 6th grader on the block with a trampoline and…

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Letters To Friends

Letters To Friends

Peter, ya fat fuck! It’s your neighbor Rodney, ya know, the one from that Halloween party. Where in the Carmen San Diego have you been?…

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A Flawless Novel: Chapter 1

A Flawless Novel: Chapter 1

Chapter 1:   In the summer of his thirteenth year, he turned 7. What a perfect age to be a boy! “Henry?” his mother would…

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Letters To Friends

Letters To Friends

Dear Mrs. Heely We’ve located your husband James. We have a few concerns we’d like to address. James was brought into the hospital on June…

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The Untrolled Story Pt. 2: Keep On Trollin'

The Untrolled Story Pt. 2: Keep On Trollin’

You guys ever notice how the government is kinda a lot like a bomb shelter? It’s both full of beans! But seriously, voting is important…

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Dog Jerks/Cat Sluts: Chapter 243

Dog Jerks/Cat Sluts: Chapter 243

Chapter 243   The bar was warm, as was the beer. Ted was telling me some story about… a bone or something. The vinyl booth…

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God I beg help!!>

God I beg help!!>

Dearest that this masage will come as a suprise to you but after much consideration i decided to contact you,!!!!!  before we proceed, i don’t…

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Changes (Where to Eat)

Changes (Where to Eat)

On the day before the funeral, Mom drove me around Evansville to show me all the new developments in town. I realized it had been…

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Dog Jerks/Cat Sluts: Chapter ???

Dog Jerks/Cat Sluts: Chapter ???

Chapter: ??? It was the deal of the century! All I had to do was put a few bullets in a couple dogs’ heads and…

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